Q&A, Part 1

In case you had forgotten, my buddy Soundwave put together a list of reader submitted questions that I promised to answer on the blog. As the list is quite large, I am going to do an installment each Tuesday until they are all done.

James Lipton asked :

1. What is your favorite word? Love.
   
2. What is your least favorite word? Whatever is currently trendy (ie "Swag" or "Yolo").
   
3. What turns you on? Intelligence, inner strength and confidence.
   
4. What turns you off? Bitchiness and entitlement.
   
5. What sound or noise do you love? The outdoors.
   
6. What sound or noise do you hate? My children crying.
   
7. What is your favorite curse word? Fuck.
   
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Professional Musician.
   
9. What profession would you not like to do? Anything constantly dealing with bodily functions or fluids.
   
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
    Welcome.